By the time most of us hit womanhood the ratio of fake, photoshopped, pushed up to the chin boobs to natural, average boobs we've seen is probably about 10,000 to 1. We are taught to emulate, to compete. We are taught that there are 'perfect' boobs and anything in between isn't good enough. Isn't sexy.
In 2013 over 11,000 women had boob jobs in the UK alone. Breasts a mile high are plastered on billboards to sell food to hungry, horny cis-het men while women are deemed obscene for breastfeeding their babies in public.
Here's the thing - you never asked for this. None of us asked for a world in which the fat on our chests defines our sexiness, our attractiveness, most importantly our worth as people.
So whether you're flat chested or flowing over, uneven or symmetrical, perky or saggy, pushed up in the finest lace, bare and free or clad in sports bras with no physical activity in sight *cough* just be comfortable. Be you. All boobs are perfect.