I'm sorry for all the girls who think they're imperfect because all they see on pages and screens are glistening perky globes.
I'm sorry for all the girls who grow up dreaming of paying thousands of pounds to have their bodies professionally mutilated and implanted to better fit that criteria.
I'm sorry for all the women who've had their boobs objectified their entire lives and are then told that breast feeding is obscene and inappropriate - we like your boobs, but only for our sexual gratification.
I'm sorry for all the women who don't like their boobs because they're constantly brainwashed by billion pound industries that are profiting from making women hate themselves.
Your boobs are perfect, any size, any shape, any colour. Bra or no bra, exposed or covered up. Symmetrical or uneven. I just thought I'd let you know.